Tuesday, May 20, 2008

enjoy:

aiman: the caveman. proof that language existed in his era. make his own canoe using three trunks and canoe with the dinosaurs.

deva: evil dowager. origin of the bimbotic genes. bow to her.

jia ni: ancestor from china. got a sulken orange face. found karen (and maybe patrick) in the black market.

karen: one of the ancestors. very quiet. speaks at a decibel of 0. likes to hit her emo daughter.

patrick: brother of karen. may be related to patrick star since they have the same first name. looks easy to bully too.

xiao xin: a small star that fell from the sky into the black market and got picked up by karen. the reason for fall is currently due to lack of gravitational force. sister to an emo girl.

eugene: rich drunkard who can be found gambling in the black market. dont like to talk but like to slap himself when unnoticed. always has a handphone on hand. married to ling.

ling: emo. married to eugene.

matthew: eldest son of eugene and ling. thus, all the dumb genes went to him. no other genes found, except the dumb ones. unexpectedly good at snapjack though. married to dee. i worry for his offsprings.

dee: tai-tai. damn smart. what more can i say? she's perfect. married to matthew.

kheng hwee: eldest daughter of eugene and ling. thus, all the gambling genes went to her. can deal cards at the speed of light. beware.

jia qiang: twin to kheng hwee. aka coach. sel-proclaimed handsome. married to candy aka mrs coach.

candy: married to jia qiang. loves candy, i mean sweets. face gets red when husband's name is mentioned.

sijia: married to marcus. can dance and dance and dance forever. got a rich daddy.

marcus: married to sijia. aka tandoori chicken. likes to hao lian his physics even though he dont take it. special ability: POWDERFUL chinese.

xinru: currently looking for husband. can run like a ostrich. very fast. like lime green a lot. special ability: glass-shattering (horrible) voice.

wuhong: black sheep of the family. likes to spends tonnes on items. despite ah beng looks, can play piano.

ziqian: dry daughter of eugene and ling. dry as a desert. can play viola. talented girl. likes to buy stickers. i like her stickers.

rui ting: daughter of matthew and dee. smart girl. got potential to be an ah ma. because she acts like one.

jia hui: cute little girl. like to play with her hair.

norman: long-lost son of matthew and dee. got much of his father's genes. which bodes bad news. got bullied by his ah gong when he was young. probably got bad childhood as a result.

ting yun: daughter of marcus and sijia. got the most bimbotic genes. probably her body is filled with it. likes pink and purple like nuts.

liqiang: twin of ting yun. son of marcus and sijia. may have absorb most of the nutrients from ting yun, which explains their sizes. can play piano quite well despite ah beng look. get along well with uncle wuhong.

anthony: son of marcus and sijia. got the bully-me look. small eyes. doesnt matter if he opens them or not. good for sleeping in lectures.

vidhya: daughter of norman. appeared from a video game which norman was playing and eating oheya at the same time.

nicholas: fag of jia qiang. got a lot of things to give when people are unhappy. happy to be of service to anyone.

elaine: family maid/ball. can be seen rolling around with ball jr. have the ability to make people laugh... at her normally.

geraldine: ball jr./grass can be seen rolling around with elaine. likes to cover her LOUD laughter with her LOUD cough.

amanda: animal identity crisis. can shift from one animal to another. dormant state: chimpanzee. special ability: DAMN GOOD chinese.

haslina: family (ghost) doctor. frequently on leave. duty time: 4am - 4am in the morning. dont know she busy doing what also.

gibson: family frog/pirahna. another one of the animal identity crisis. most probably a hybrid between a frog and a pirahna.

liyin: family shark. mostly to be our source of shark fin soup. got the ancestor aiman genes of canoeing.

jasmine: family pudge. useful ability: none. special ability: her damn BIG ego. a sign of 'beware of pudge' is put outside the family mansion to warn passerby.

shamini: family singer. tries to teach xinru to sing but fail (i can see why.) have a glass-shattering (nice) voice.

william: aka william-ge. likes to pon pe. quiet boy. family scientist. makes most of our medicine/detergent/shampoo/shower foam/etc/etc.

chia hong: family tutor. probably the only one with brain in the family. can do like everything from physics to etc.

yee xien: family sercurity guard. and a damn good one she is. our safety depends on her. or maybe not, since we have a watch-pudge.

anqi: family dog. woof! created miracles with ling on 20th may 2008. >_<

zeni: family driver. can drive from sengkang to jurong in 5 minutes. super good (and dangerous) driver.

miss shawna lim: family economist. likes to tell stories of the economy. plan all our money and stuffs.

okay.

that's all.

7:28 PM