Wednesday, April 30, 2008

elaine's xi nu ai le (joy, anger, sad, happy)











xi


nu



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le





eugene is scared of elaine,
they both cut their hair!

11:55 PM

hello.

is it alright if we have a movie next monday?

since haslina cannot go kbox.

i mean if there's other ideas, feel free to say out. (sorry for the sentence structure)

bye.

5:56 PM

check out this website: http://www.engrish.com/

it's interesting=)

5:19 PM

2:32 PM

if eugene had a blog,
it will be..

euugenelubbseuu.blogspot.com
towerbloxxroxx.blogspot.com
- elaine

-moii-lub-slappiing-myselfz-.blogspot.com
ahgongrocks.blogspot.com
- ling

elaineshutup.blogspot.com
- xinru

6:47 PM

hi there.

these are some options that people suggested for 08S04 outing.

next next monday:

1) sentosa, play ball, cycling, skating, etc etc.

2) bowling

3) amanda's house - (PINK) majhong

4) brunch at 10am - vivo. relink to 1)

5) POOL (STRONGLY SUGGESTED BY LEMON.) anywhere, anytime, anyplace.

6) go to east coast park and breathe air. or do things we like.

7) ting yun: go ling ling's house open gambling den.
-sorry, but we're not allowed to gamble in IMH.-

8) go ziqian's house and swim/splash splash.

9) go everyone's house to explore.
(ting yun: not my house, ok. construction site.)

10) anything you can suggest. please post or tag <<<<<

bye.

3:58 PM

HAHA. This is actually the first time that we have some formal admin stuff to post up here.

ANYWAY:

1. Bring newspapers (and can tabs if possible) on Tues, Wed and Thurs! The deadline for all the submission in Thurs, so do help LIGNUM!

2. (More urgently) Hand in your College Day acknowledgement slips from your parents to Miss Lim (or me) by tomorrow! Please message me or tell me directly in school tomorrow if your parents are not attending. Then I'll put a big fat 'O' next to your name. Otherwise, it's a slender ''. ^^

Do remember to honour yourselves by eating the fruits that you represent. (:

matt(

EDIT: Do promote our wonderfully bimbo blog to other S04-ers! =D

5:45 PM

hi.

ting yun and i were bored.

so we've decided to come up with fruit names for everyone.

enjoy:

aiman - papaya (it just came to mind.)

jia ni - orange

karen - grapefruit

ling - lemon (quite obvious.)

eugene - coconut (duh.)

matt - starfruit (patrick.)

xinru - lime

sijia - strawberry

wuhong - banana

ziqian - mangosteen (ting yun suggested it. scold her if you want.)

kheng hwee - apple

dee - peach (cause it's the ex fruit.)

norman - pineapple (spongebob. and his hair looks like pineapple.)

jia hui - lychee

ruiting - grape

marcus - kiwi (so stupid. so stupid. so stupid. =])

anthony - rambutan (ting yun suggested again.)

ting yun - cherry (so act cute.)

li qiang - rock melon (are they really twins?)

vidhya - longan

amanda - dragonfruit (a moment of innovation and immagination.)

elaine - watermelon (quite obvious.)

haslina - chiku (elaine says one.)

geraldine - blackberry (cause she's dark and she's small.)



bye.

8:01 PM

taken from my friend's blog. nice right.

7:23 PM

anybody who are free tomorrow (19th april) can go down to segar (choa chu kang, follow by lrt) to visit ling ling and ting yun.

they are very bored.

8:29 PM

7:29 PM

look! it's ling ling without her outer covering! what a rare sight!



it's very unclear but it's a romantic scene of lingling and her true love elaine l. walking in the rain...

9:03 PM

Presenting to you..
a more detailed profile of 08s04ers.

Aiman Flintstone
The Prehistoric Caveman
Nobody has any ideas how Aiman is linked to Jiani,
But apparently Jiani is his descendant after 444 generations.

Ginger Jiang Jiani
At the age of 6, she found Karen in the emo corner of the black market and adopted her.

Karen Jiang Fei Hua (talk rubbish in mandarin)
At the age of 7, she found Ling Ling in the emo corner of the black market and adopted her.

Lemon Linda Lim Ling Ling
The Emo Mascot of 08S04
Met Eugene while buying fruits in the black market.
Eugene propose to her with a lemon.
Married to Eugene at the age of 16.

Eugene Lim* Tiger Beer
A Rich Drunkard
Always caught gambling in the black market
Secretly slaps himself all the time

Ling Ling and Eugene's children:

Yesterday Lim Zui (Kheng Hwee)
Zui is water in hokkien

Today Lim Guni (Matthew)
Guni is milk in hokkien
The Dumbo Mascot of 08S04
Married to Dee.

Tomorrow Lim Teh (Sijia)
Teh is tea malay
Married to Marcus.

Everyday Lim Kopi (Xinru)
Kopi is coffee in hokkien

Always Lim Tng (Wuhong)
Tng is soup in hokkien

Dee
Daughter-in-law, Matthew's wife.

Marcus Tan Doori Chicken
Son-in-law, Sijia's husband.

Sijia and Marcus's children:

First-son Tan Gu Gu (Anthony)
Wait long long in hokkien
Name derived as mom and dad waited for 10 years before the birth of their first kid.

Daughter Tan Jin Gu (Ting Yun)
Wait very long in hokkien
Name derived as mom and dad waited for another 10 years before the birth of their first daughter.
The Bimbo Mascot of 08S04

Boy-boy Tan Buay Gu (Li Qiang)
Wait not long in hokkien
It was only a few minutes after Daughter that Boy-boy came into existence.

Dee and Matthew's children:

Ruting

Jiahui

Norman

Others:

Vidhya
A video game character that norman created while eating oheya

Geraldine Chai Tau Kuay
Family Garden
Grows carrot to make carrot cakes
Also grows ginger in memory of the ancestor Jiang

Maria Boing Boing Boing (Elaine)
Family Ball
Made in Philippines
Also a Maid from Philippines (no pun intended)
Does housework by wrapping herself in a cloth and rolling around the house

Zeni Zoom Zoom Zoom
Family Driver
Drives very fast eg. takes 5 minutes to drive from Jurong West to Pasir Ris

Mr. Neo Chee Peng
Family Cook
The only dishes he knows how to prepare is meiji ice-cream and gelato.

Miss Shawna Lim
Family Economist
Monitors and analyses the degree of responsiveness of quantity demanded and supplied in the black market to its blackness, ceteris paribus.

*FYI, Lim is drink in Hokkien.

ok, now we need to write more on:

dee
ruiting
jiahui
norman
ziqian
amanda
haslina
gibson
how marcus and sijia met
how dee and matthew met

and basically anything and everything else that you can think of.

:D

credits: the both of us (guess loh)
oh and credits for vidhya's background goes to aiman.

6:43 PM

vidhya coming out from norman is just downright wrong.

must be that emo corner lah. haha.

goodnight 08s04.

11:41 PM

ta-da! the updated 08S04 family tree. =)



6:15 PM

hello.

this are some interesting facts that all should know.

enjoy:

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work )

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

the words in the brackets are not written by me. i'm not that desperate.

okay. bye. =)

4:48 PM

o8S04-ians!!! jus wanted to ask wad happened to our regular captain's ball sessions?? super long nv play ler!!! haha let's play it someday!! :D

12:37 AM

presenting to you, the confirmed theme for term 3..

DUMBO

term 1
theme: emo
colour: black
mascot: Lee Ling Ling

term 2
theme: bimbo
colour: pink
mascot: Toh Ting Yun

term 3
theme: dumbo
colour: brown
mascot: ....

GO FIGURE :D




7:54 PM

let's make more cards so that we can play during break and lunch. =)

4:53 PM

everyone should have a blog!

4:51 PM

Im tired. sorry guys for missing out on 04 day. had trg at 2 so i couldnt go. may be next time. haha. see ya'll in sch tmr.
buhbye

8:00 PM

8:17 AM

omg i'm soo looking forward to 04 luch tmr!! haha wonder if ruiting and jiahui can cum!! if yes then we can have a real huge gathering tmr!! woo cheers to 04 day!! lols

11:48 PM

s04 ! tomorrow is sji founders day ! whoots =D

inspired by my (GILA) mother-in-law, i'm officially inviting of all yall to come! cos, erm. cos. errm. errrm. ok nvm, JUST COME =D

yup i know it's during lessons. but it's ok. Remember something?

WE HAVEN'T GONE FOR CLASS COUNSELLING YET. AND THERE SHOULD BE A FIRST TIME FOR EVERYTHING (even listening to some person speak to you about "for-your-own-good" and "the-world-loves-even-an-idiot-like-you" kinda stuff in a mother teresa-ly tone)

niang-in-law ah wo ming tian yao qu na jiang. ni proud of me ma? =)

signing off
son-in-law. the one who speaks DARN good chinese =D

10:40 PM

i'm sleeping in 7 minutes time! =0

8:53 PM

yo all my descendents!
this is a gentle reminder: tmr is 清明(qing1 ming2)!! must remember to come visit me k!!









looking forward to ur visit:)

7:53 PM

oh m0ii gudnesxz!

ii t0talliz lubb hell0 kitty!~

wh0 make tiz bl0g?

sho nicezz!!!

5:59 AM

HELLOOOOOO! everyone.
hurhur.
B-ig
I-ntelligent
M-assive
B-rute
O-bnoxious.
I dont know why im typing this.
urghh.
hurhur.
okies.
night people. HURHUR!!!

10:05 PM

i'm glad everyone's happily updating this blog =)
keep "it" up!
it=bimbo-ness, emo-ness, -insert yourself-ness.

7:17 PM

hi there, everyone!

oh me god, the blogskin is so nice!!!

ahhhh! -screams bimbotically-

8:16 PM

7:48 PM